|<3 Tones and I|
STOOOOOOP> Before you read the sequel , start with the beginning..HEREIT is this whole ass sentence and it is in yellow suddenly.
|Totes should have smiled|
|Prolly should have not smiled..died with Mitch McConnell lips|
|Sad sad tears of a clown|
Meanwhile, Frederick killed both his wives and children then cemented them in under the hearthstone in each of the houses he lived in. I’d imagine he had a plaque that unironically read: “Home is where the heart is”.... seriously though, who doesn’t love a handyman? Fred was later caught before his next wedding while pretending to be Baron Swanston; great alter ego mate. For Fred I chose a regal silver goatee that says "I'm tough but approachable and mature", it matched super well to some stylish contractor friendly sunglasses. Keeps the blood out of your eyes hunty.
Me n' FedOh. M. Gee. Twinsss. This 👏🏻 is👏🏻 our 👏🏻 look 👏🏻
One can’t help but wonder, in another life would Martha and Fredrick have been soul mates?
Her: widowed, childless, sexy cook. Favorite song: Sweet But A Psycho.
Him: Divorced, homebody, expert mason. Favorite Book: A Tell Tale Heart. #SwipedRight
|"My other hand ain't strong enough"|
Onward and out to explore more Melbourne:
|Wait. Wrong movie.|
That sweet shaft to ball ratio
......We should discuss the design influences in this city. Just look at this aerial view of Albert Park....
|Bingo! Can blame this all on the riverlee! (sp) it's in my heart and veins tooo....|
The next day I took my faultless attitude and set off for some retail therapy, checking out the shops in South Melbourne Market after popping into my fave coffeehouse Dead Man Espresso. All these knick-nacks, thingamabobbers, and people with legs...I was Ariel; losing my legless mind filling the void with cute pairs of socks.
|Got appropriate socks for |
the mermaid sock paradox
Really, I have been all the fuck over and have never seen an existing dealership network for this unicorn car company. Peeking inside, you can see they are host to other notoriously high power to low weight ratio fun to drive vehicles. Not mad about it.
My new found sense of self came with some excellent tips for putzing around Melbourne... if you want a truly incredible Airbnb, book one in Australia 108 - one of the tallest buildings in Australia. The lux building was totally fit for my alter ego Bradshoe...as the 2nd bedroom served its purpose well as my dream walk-in closet. Great amenities, awesome gym, and the location was prime for walking to the markets, casino and shopping. look at the valet....all...of...the..lights (all of the lights) *Kanye Voice*
Hands down the best restaurant I tried on this trip was Eazy Peazy in Richmond. Thank you Stephen, George, and Mark (my "Sharlet, Samanthuh and Mirandah")...Go for the tasting menu, you won't be disappointed. Must try this awesome sake too when you wander in there.