Paris, you have the most uppity persona of any city this side of Monaco... the only way to vibe with this is to be unimpressed by all your best...and that starts with how you arrive.
|Bishhhh. My Boyfriend is the best <3|
OKay, back to the city..
The buildings, cars, shopping centers, and everything you see is done to the highest extent possible...and then pissed on by some drunk bastard. Palaces lined the streets where unsavory activities stand in stark contrast to the grandeur of their backdrop. People were rude, yet not to me...because they kept asking me where in the Netherlands I was from...meanwhile, my American looking buddies were snubbed..
|Who wants a blowie here?|
No? oh well. I'm off to see Basic Bitch Paris: Tower Eifel, the Lourve, and Notre Dame.
This bitch was bigger than I expected!
Not a bad view from up here, can't even smell the city
Neato...What about the Lourve???
Where TF does that pyramid go?
|Get to the POINT Ventura!|
Now, I am no art aficionado, yet I adored being able to put my own spin on my fave works:
I couldn't understand why they care about this lame unbothered bitch, the ceiling was way cooler.
|Keep a hunch when you're in here or you'll piss off Quasimodo|
The whole experience was top notch, and the Park Hyatt Vendome we stayed at was slick!!
|the BEST feature of any hotel. A sink for the shower!!!|
They had the 2nd highest rated restaurant in all of Pairs at the time, which meant wearing my wooden shoes in there went over well with the locals of this Michelin Star rated situation.....this Dutch boy carried on Holland swag all night.
These drinks are beaaaaaautifulllll. However, I require some seedy gay nonsense to feel fulfilled....
I danced on lighted platforms above the crowd of an underground bar like a fool! This bar closed at 7am and I lasted for most of it, right up until I was licking people and not standing well LOL
The next day sucked! I needed the hair of the dog to get over thi...
thats a sign...
Take it to the head...
I liked this place, even if it is kind of le twat.