" is a psychological response. It occurs when hostages or abuse victims bond with their captors or abuser"
Sadly, I was only here for a day on my way to the Arctic, there was not enough time for the abuse it would take to capture my heart. 
.......Seriously, use and abuse me. I want it!!
I was already falling in love, oh how I want to be like youuuuuuuuuu.
Luckily, I had a plan....
I saw this sexy beast at a car show in California just a month earlier and thought
"that's the only car to rent. period"
The blending in was on point.
Step 2: Love the city
Lock me up in here.
Jesus Christopher T, it is fucking cold here....abusively cold.
And he, shall be my man.
...you guys know it's night, right?
Step 3: Learn the Language
I did want to see his MasterKock
Honestly, its a hard language to piece together. Even this Sprite gave me anxiety.
What's this label about servings? Caffeine? Sugar? Acid? No clue
yeah, exactly.
Step 4: Swedish delights
Swedish food is not something I had before, so we went with what the hotel recommended
.....Italian.
Best fucking sorbet ever.
For whatever reason, inside this bar the only other people I met were fucking Californians
