AMSTERDAM

"You're gone and I gotta stay HIGH ALL THE TIMEEEEE TO KEEP YOU OFF MY MIND< OHHHOHHHH OHHHHHOOOHO OHHHHHHH>

...opportunity to live out the lyrics cannot be missed.

Goals:

High all the time
Miss Nobody

&

..wooden shoes

Everyone was talking about how good flower is in Amsterdam, and you know what.,

they're right

lol, kidding, the cannabis here is fantastic.

And let me introduce you to my first domestic blunder....

HOW
TO
USE
FORIEGN MACHINES

PART 1:

A washer dryer....with hieroglyphics

The saving grace for this nightmare of a machine is the Airbnb attached to it.

Airbnb is is a fantastic idea if you want to immerse in the "culture"....

which means: take the worlds tiniest stairs up the worlds most uneven house to the third story to find this:

..and of course the bed is on a loft up some tiny ass ladder. If you're into this bad larry, it's called the Petite Prince on Prinsengracht and Reestraat. The host legit had an apple pie ready on the table.

Back to my self tove loathing.

A simple pop into a shop and the goal may begin. One would question why you would need to consume the quality of brownies I had for this part of the trip right up to the moment I was on the ground laughing about being so blitzed in some cold ass street in Amsterdam. The buildings got big, the walls got small, surroundings blanketed in shadows and shades of orange/yellow light, structures leaning fore and aft, and that's all before the drugs sink in...... When I would emerge from this mental excursion, I would not be the same...nor miss anybody. #SucessInTheBush