|No! Not seat Chez! ..sorry Mr. Starbuck|
....back at it with my trash photo editing (づ￣ ³￣)づ
Sitges is one of those homosexual destinations you hear about tossed around with Mykonos and Puerto Vallarta. AND> IT> SHOWS.
A relatively short train ride from Barcelona sits this magic little land of debauchery. Some places are special because of a subtle LGBT subculture you immerse yourself in, like say, Zona Romantica in PV. Sitges takes an overt approach in how it advertises to the gays...
Here I am, clearly pretending to innocently scoop my fave variety of Udon noodles into my mouth...
AND THEN BAM! (งಠ_ಠ)ง
A very rude awakening to a new definition of this word. I find it rather vulgar to say the least...wasting all that cum on ones face vs simply swallowing it....the atrocity.
(╮°-°)╮┳━━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯彡┻━━┻ (╮°-°)╮ ___.~'__|_
|Well played amigo, well played|
Wouldn't you know it? Some of my IG followers are members of that establishment. I digress, they must be fans of the noodle as well ( ＾▽＾)っ╰⋃╯ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ).
All of this can be off putting to the straights™ and our more prudish/closeted gays, yet you need not worry. Sitges is home to lots of sites and activities that don't involve being fucked, filled, fisted, fetishized, feltched, flogged, and frosted. Or, at least two other things. I dunno. Lets take a gander:
It has streets and buildings you can look at
There are... doors?...
Is this working for you prudes? These ameizing sights? cause if you're jazzed about buildings, doors, and streets....wait till you seee
WINDOWS!!! FUCK ME UPPPP! (」°ロ°)」
These heteros get it. Taking in all that BDSW ┐(￣～￣)┌
Meanwhile, the mos' cluster in the street for BDSM \(^ヮ^)/
Admittedly, this is harder to come up with a reason other than sex. Who am I to reinvent the wheel. You could enjoy the beach? Calm, breezy, vast blue shades of sea and sky, ahhhhh refreshhing. That warm salty sea air...so ....serene... don't look to the left side of the horizon unless you're trying to catch dudes pounding on the nude beach. a nice narrow forward view of the sea....lovely.
Really though, you can have a good time chilling on the beach.
Look at that sweet Balearic sea. .....AND NOTHING ELSE (O_O;)
Ugh. The evidence is pretty strong. its pretty much... nothing for you here so. nothing more to say.
Come here for the fuckfestivities.
|look at these ladies blowin whistles n shit|
As always, food. ...you need a good dinner spot check out Alfresco!!! You'll def need to book that in advance, its got to be the best food in town.
Sitges....alien if the aliens were gay sex.
almost made it through a post without a movie reference.