Whether you say it Barsell-owna or Barthelo-nah, this city is fucking perfection. It LITERALLY speaks to me.
Anyway, I'm huffin n puffin through crowds of people and random alleys till finally, the structure comes into view.... it's surreal and shapes change by where your're standing...there were hours to be spent just looking at all the crazy dimensions, shapes, and details. This. Was. A. Moment.
|I'm not crying, you're crying...|
|"Don't worry, I'm on PrEP".|
|*plays Dem Bones*|
|If Two-Face were a building.|
For some reason, I was NOT prepared for the sheer number of people around this place. Barcelona is really swamped with tourists, but you'd think this was some kind of international treasure or something....needless to say, I didn't do a tour of the inside because of the overwhelming crowd...I have anxiety -__- . Surely, Barthelohnah has other things to seeeeee
Me: What else?
Barcelona: Hold. My. Cervesa.
"I'm a thick bitch, I need tempo" - Cathedral de Santa Eulalia.
|The night shot does it justice|
The Gothic quarter was amazing....and then there is this gem below....
|Casa Mila.....Up in here lookin like a termite mound for people|
I guess we'll never know.
With life's great mysteries on my mind, I kept my stroll going, wandering aimlessly.
|Never looks like this when I use string lights|
Loud drumming, "singing", music, shouting....omg this seems interesting.
|You read this in his voice|
|This was my favorite spot.|
I'll dream about the food until I return....we simply do not get food like this in the states. *cries*
|WE HAVE THE MEATS|
|It had been 3 years since I dawned this jersey *vino blanco*|
|and 3 glasses before this dawned on me.|
|We care about the environment *wastefully flies over runway with banner*|
....This could have been an email...
|Was a great spot to watch your team lose.|
|They did it so well!|
Me: *dives into pool* I tried to change......opened my legs more, tried be sluttier, fitter...more...woke. fleshlight for 60 days, wore tights, abstain from poppers, abstain from PrEP..slowly did not dish all the T..In that time my bush I grew beyond my foreskin...I slept with Matt; like a whore...I swallowed his sword...I Lemonaded. Into the darkroom. I confused my mens, bukakked a river. Got on my knees and sucked 8 men and said, "i need"..... ...I bathed in grease, and plugged my bussy with the phallus of the holey wall, but still inside me begged the need to hoe....are you breeding? ....Are you breeding me?....
I digress, Barcelona's gay scene is bringing out this dormant side of me. I hadn't seen this character in me since Cancun. At the very least, I would gain insight into one of the oft mentioned terms that popped up on the apps....a darkroom? Darkrooms were places you can sleep calmly, duh. Ha, I was way off. Now, using birds and bees; I can explain to those who are unfamiliar what they really are.
Well, step inside and you will “see” that some birds like watching bees with other birds and some bees like HJ's from stranger birds. Sometimes birds like to become slave holes to swarms of bees and sometimes a bee just wants to ruffle a bunch of feathers. Mostly, its where birds and bees do things you would do if you knew nobody could really see.
|My, my, my, would you look at this lighting.|
Barcelona sure does have a lot of those rooms in a lot of the gay clubs. good thing I walk everywhere with good christian values and Jesus at my back. Nothing but I'M thoughts LYING and prayers.
|Served up with man already in it|
I really liked the gay bars here. Many styles, every niche had their bar, drinks were fantastic, and all the people were super nice to me! The rest of my trip played out like any other...Wake up, gym, brunch, booze, bars, dinner, bars, sleep.(x3) Tons of really cool pics along the way!
|Nice finger shot, minus this building|
|post office realness|
|some random graves in the middle of the city being lit up like a dance floor...In death we Molly.|
|Lantern of significance|
|beach day walks|
|another absolute unit|
|cute underground dinner spot.|
Barcelona...I love you. Until we meet again.
*I took a trip to Sitges...that story is to come*