Fiji (Under construction)

BULA  BULA BULA  BULA ROCKIN EVERYWHERE!!!!!

                                                   ......I found you, miss new 

                                                                                        BULA!

Alrighty, each time I take a trip for romantic purposes its going to get the Bradshoe. My gawd, I'm sorry here is another one. 

Yep, this fuckin thing again. 

Yall are going to pray for the day I get married so these can come to an end. ....anyway, its not this time.

Years ago we caught Setdown Bradshoe galivanting around Melbin fixing a fictious broken heart, and now, she has found a new bad romance. 

ra ra, oh la la.

 

 This whole year for Bradshoe was all about a blank slate and breaking norms. 

And shake things up she did! A challenge to date the opposite of my usual type arose.

Bid farewell to a spicy South American tour.... 

            

                        * this tour requires a renaissance 🫦*

As any modern travel dating story would unfold contestant number 2 slid into Bradshoes DMs with a "hello handsome, I want to change your life" message and that was entertaining. Oct 6 2024 T'was exactly the chance to change things up...welcome to the dating game 

...Brian Crown

its a stupid name, we'll stay with contestant number 2.

But uh......Fiji? Setdown you are living in Brisbane! what is this!? 

*ahem*  A Bradshoe never gives up on frequency of travel for anyone, its catch flights not feelings; so if you have feelings, you best be catching those flights. Afterall the much-anticipated visit with the island ohana for HNL Pride and Halloween was on the whoreizon...

The first 2 weeks with contestant number 2 were fun, we crammed in time mindful of the impending departure. And then, cya. ...Bradshoe was doing as we do. Everything is great, we're having a blast, someone says "stay longer" then next thing you know it's been 25 days and you're on the mainland for an LA catch up with The One.  Watching this unfold aboard contestant number 2 grew anxious to see me again. He was not yet aware Bradshoe is notorious for this behaviour. 

Contestant Number 2...."can we meet somewhere along the way?"

                                                    S:  "Fiji"

Let the games begin. 

                                  as i said. 

 

On arrival Bradshoe and contestant number 2 are taken to a romantic villa on the ocean....splendid. 

DO ME ON THE SWANS!

...

And he did. 


 All those silly dating TV shows stacked up, there is something to be said about dating on a getaway,...minus having 12 other contestants to choose from. We'd call this show "Honeymooners". Pick a person you went on a great first date with, chat for 2 weeks, and if the vibe is vibing, go on holiday. 

At worst, its still a holiday. At best, its a holiday with casual sex. 



(TBC)

I'm late to posting! AGAIN

FUQQQQQQ'N  BUSYYYYYY! I have Bali, Fiji, Adelaide, Queenstown, and 3 trips back to the states to talk about here and no time to do it! And you know what? I dont even want to. Bali is....not it. The people were kind and beautiful souls, the architecture and landscape are incredible, the rest of it was Bintang and rubbish...it works for some. Its Australia's Puerto Vallarta and we already know how I feel about that. Nice. 6 trips to go!  Blah, perhaps its time to be one of those "live in the moment" people. No more pics, no more blogs, just me and whatever random place I end up in.  

ha ha. No. I would miss making these ridiculous photos.