BULA BULA BULA BULA ROCKIN EVERYWHERE!!!!!
......I found you, miss new BULA!
Alrighty, each time I take a trip for romantic purposes its going to get the Bradshoe. My gawd, I'm sorry here is another one.
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| Yep, this fuckin thing again. |
Yall are going to pray for the day I get married so these can come to an end. ....anyway, its not this time.
Years ago we caught Setdown Bradshoe galivanting around Melbin fixing a fictious broken heart, and now, she has found a new bad romance....sorry, Gaga, bald romance.
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| not mad, carry on. |
Yes, this man was straight out of a bond movie...the villain of course, bad guys are always bald. Why!? Because they are in real life. all of them. sexy bad bastards. Though they are dime a dozen, I find you can interchange one with the next in whatever shape, colour, or size you choose....its the classic "little black dress" of men to date.
Anygay, as any modern dating story would unfold he slid into my DMs with a slick "i will change your life" message and I fell for it like a pair of Jimmy Choos from Bergdorf Goodman. So lets call him Bergdorf, or BG, since he cost me a lot and was relatively high fashion.
But how Fiji? Setdown you are living in Brisbane! what is this!?
*ahem* I have never given up my frequency of travel for anyone, its catch flights not feelings, so you best be catching those flights if you have feelings. My biannual trip to Hawaii for Pride and Halloween was on the whoreizon....
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After one splendid week of dating I departed....when I extended a 10 day trip into 25, BG was anxious to see me again.
BG...."can we meet somewhere along the way?"
Ah, a break from tropical paradise with a break in a tropical paradise. Life.Is.Hard.
Landed in Fiji, hopped on a chopper *Catalina wine mixer pt * and over to love island!
When I was young helicopter USED to be my favourite form of quick travel, after all the greats to die in one, I am terrified of them, this was not pleasant but was beautiful.
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| as i said. |
On arrival Bradshoe and Bergdorf are taken to a romantic villa on the ocean....splendid.
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| DO ME ON THE SWANS! And he did. There is something to be said about dating on a tropical getaway, all those silly TV shows might be on to something here...minus having 12 other contestants to choose from. Id call this show "Honeymooners". Pick a person you went on a great first date with, chatted for 2 weeks, and if the vibe is vibing, go on holiday. |
