TryonTheWorld: Sydney II

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Finally!!

My first go in Sydney I avoided tourist things knowing I would return to Aus to live....

Smokey Syndey was no more, this time around he was ready hit the CITYYYYYYY! YEAH baby! ....FREE LIKE BRALESS TITS FLAPPING AROUND IN A HURRICANE. (y am i yelling this)[really tho]{was actually}

*my neighbours are scared*

Just an innocent man with a new moustache

Seriously, Aus loves the stache and you must integrate. In the states, staches are reserved for bartenders that refer to their work as a craft, magicians, and creepy dudes you wouldn't want to leave a drink around.....which will this bring out in me, I wonder?

Sydney is the place for rocks meeting the water

J.K Rowling on the tourist shit, I was flying in for a dick appointment.

My first few months in Brisbane were great, but I know no bounds when it comes to a man hunt and I am finally in a place where I can set down some roots! Its been an incredible reawakening after a covid hiatus and I am STUCK on men I can speak Spanish with, I've even given some English lessons to reciprocate....fun fact...you dont need to speak the same language to know what someone's body wants.. pero, yo quireo tu pene en my boca y mi lengua en tu culo...if you must.

Yes, salvaging no scraps of my dignity I went running over Aus. Would Marcello be the new Felipe, who was the new Alejandro, who was the new Igor, who was the new Gabriell, who was the new Sergio, who was the new Vitor, who was the latest Juan, Daniel, Jose, and Rodrigo? My hopes and history said, yes, for sure, girl yes, why wouldn't he be?

gosh im romantic

Ladies and gentlethems.. I made a great mate out of it and we spent hours "golden girls n' chillin" before bopping around the city. Come on vamanos, everybody lets gooo! The stache came out of me in various ways throughout the trip as it found its way into my personality. Meanwhile .getting to know someone new is always a thrill, they have lived experiences to impart knowledge with depth and passion, for Marcelo, it was teaching me a lot about ....public transportation.

I will show you el metro....

Of all the things ridden - my 1st time on a public bus was the most confronting!! then a ferry...then a train.... and a tram all while testing out this new sleeping pill I made; you just drop it in the drink and then...Look at him, not a word! Bueno! Kidding, there was no tram.

ha ha they were sleepin on me Z Z Z ...Z Z

My moustache is proud of this

Doubly kidding, there was no sleeping pill he is just able to sleep ANYWHERE. Could you imagine? I mean, he did let a total moustached stranger into his place for a few days and for all he knew I could be a serial killer or worse, a magician...maybe he could have been dangerous....I'm ready to die. it's fine. I'm fine. He's fine. That man could murder the fuck out of me, I'd take it with a gracias. Gosh this stache is dark.

Bon voy

Hes not so bad awake either.

You can't really post heaps of pics from this kind of adventure, not without some sort of subscription to it.... and we did meet up with the local content creators at bear night! Gus and I had been social media mates for a while, TikTok friends to real world mates pipeline is always a joy, he was lovely.

you otter know this guy

"Check out this well crafted drink" - My moustache

A magic trick: "Hand over eye, okay, now open the other eye".
*me steps left and disappears behind hand*

TADA!

A magician is only as good as his moustache.

Did I leave Syndey with anything meaningful? No. Did I enjoy it? Duh. Will I do this again? Obviously. Did we learn its not the man that makes the moustache but the moustache that makes the man? Yes.

two weeks later....