The Westest Coast - United States of America


If the west coast is the best coast, this is as good as it gets!


Not sure what to say about this, you see, if you don't have a concept of what to do here; don't come.

I dreamt of this place for 20 years before I had the chance to live and visit. My dream itinerary seemed endless and required living here for over a year without working in order to make it through it.  Skydiving? Check (if I'm gonna die it would be smashing into this island), snorkel with sea turtles? Check. Play in waterfalls? Check. run around with wild chickens? double check. You don't notice it but all the while the spirit of Aloha takes over you.

Rules: Respect the people. 
Rules:  Respect the island. 

Those are all the rules you need.

Unless you're supremely stuck up, its easy to be humbled.

 Sunsets. Beaches. Hikes. Swimming. Nature. You name it, this island has it. Go to Hulas, get boozy. Get nude with all your friends and take a moonlight soaked swim.    

ignore my little HeeHee.

                                  The skies and rainbows drive me nuts. #cloudporn

My view from home...All calm n shit...

....Then the coolest lighting storms light up the nights. 

You will find that the lighting here is good for both flattering and unflattering photos....

Flattering indeed  <3

                                                              Ohana means family.

                                        And here "family" means, they might see your fat-blonde-lazy-boy

All times of the year are prime for Hawaii, that said, being less basic about a vacation in the summer can have its benefits. For example, October is both Pride AND Halloween in Honolulu. 
It is notoriously awesome. Hoards of people in costumes up and down Waikiki. 
I would say LA is the pinnacle for Halloween, but this is damn near as good. 

Dear Every Gay At Halloween Trying To Show The Most Skin,

You're welcome, 

You don't need an itinerary coming here. Simply existing is plenty to find fun. And be ready to meet heaps of cool people from all over the world...tourists like this place lol

OKay, back to those skies.


OH. BY the way, nothing beat living in Hawaii for the worst Covid lockdowns in the US. We had the island nearly all to ourselves. Empty streets in Waikiki, all the beaches completely free from hoards of tourists, no crammed sidewalks, no bs, just me and my friends in our own little world; absolute heaven! I always dreamt about what Oahu would be like if there were no tourists, and it was incredibleeeee. A truly once in a life time silvering lining to an otherwise shit situation

****serius disclaymur**** This is not your home, this is not my home. This is the home of those who have a birth right to the land. When I first arrived I was so naïve to this idea because its not typical for most of the US, yet once you see first hand how destructive tourism can be and the devastation of outpricing natives from their lives, it makes you sick.  Hawaii should be doing what they do in Monaco, keep the rich from out pricing the natives by offering proper programs that protect them. Far too many people come here thinking it is their own personal paradise, and that misses the point.  Its not just some awesome playground, so bring respect or get tf out! *****