Granada & Alhambra
Granada is your typical beautiful town in the Spanish countryside. It sprawls across the Sierra Nevada Mountains (seriously.. fuck my drag, right?) and is an absolutely beautiful backdrop to my favorite part of this Spanish expedition- Alhambra...AL...ham...BRUH.
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| Bruh |
By now I’ve made it clear I love a good castle, so to have a palace/castle/fortress in one, is just like twisting some BDSM sluts nipples; you’re hitting all the right spots and smiling ear to ear...drooling even.. On top of that, much of this place had the vibe of the house from the Blank Space video....so I was giving you arms-out-standing-on-my-horse lewks all day.
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| This. |
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| *Cue music* |
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| Nice to meet you, where you been? |
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| I could show you incredible things |
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| Magic, madness, heaven sin |
Alhambra is "pretty tricky" to get into, since tickets in the high season sell out like a Beyoncé concert and need purchased in advance. They ONLY allow in 8,000 people a day *eye roll* and if you’re lucky to be one of them, you’re in for one beautiful day. The palace represents a ton of different empires that occupied Spain throughout history. It originally began with the Arab empire, was changed by the catholic kings and queens, and now stands as a testament to all who ruled before. The architecture tells the story the best, and with everything in mostly pristine condition, it’s an easy story to read.
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| Oh my god, look at that face! |
Here is a ton of pics, which will do a lot better at explaining than I can....and also notice the castle cat, which got nearly all my attention while visiting this world heritage site 🤣. Really though, look at this cat just chillin. People were staring at me like I should be interested in this thousand year old castle when this cat is literally hunting fish in the middle of it all. You go castle cat.
Alhambra is freakin awesome. Seriously, look at these pics again. It's a world heritage site for a reason.... did you see the cat? Go for the cat, you won't be disappointed.
and I'll write your name.
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| *Id be up in that window cutting up his clothes while my mascara runs* |
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| You look like my next mistake |
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| loves a game, want to play |
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| I can read you like a magazine |
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| So its gonna be forever |
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| Got a long list of ex lovers |
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| They'll tell you I'm insane |
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| an actual blank space... |
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| Hi, I'm cute |
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| wait....is that a fish? |
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| Yeah, thats a fish, imma get this bitch |
Alhambra is freakin awesome. Seriously, look at these pics again. It's a world heritage site for a reason.... did you see the cat? Go for the cat, you won't be disappointed.
and I'll write your name.
