Coming into port, its a beautiful island setting.
|Can't miss the church, it is the first thing you see off the boat.|
I was jazzed as fuck to be going to Mallorca! It’s an absolute paradise in the Balearic Sea, home to gays a plenty. Oh la la! It had all your typical fixtures - old castle. Check. Beautiful cathedral. Check. Museums. Check. Beaches. Check. Awesome shopping. Check. Heavy German Tourism. Unexpected check.
He bought me a drink and we chatted about the struggles of being American't. I don't recall his name after the 2nd drink, but man this guy was funny. You can tell he was aware that he had kind of a shifty vibe, because he would give menacing looks to the Dutch gentleman sitting a few seats down from us. All of this was hugely entertaining, but I had some city to see.
I spent the afternoon shooting the shit with random people. It was an absolute delight. The photos are next level. If you’re in the area checking out pills in Ibiza, do yourself a favor and hop over to Mallorca. It’s incredible. No matter where I stumbled around, I was able to find something to take a picture of. Vibes ranged from murdery to marvelous, and changed so quickly from one block to the next...
I lost track of the day in the contemporary art museum and neglected to find a hat for my Spanish friend back home 🙈 luckily, I can now fill his head with German wisdom instead of covering it with a hat. So. There’s that.
|This one represents how to throw a party in Mykonos.|
|"Toast and Chinese takeout boxes"|
|It took me a while to figure this one out, but its obvious.|
|Actual concept art for the costumes in Kanyes hit song "I love it"|
|Turns out this was just a waterway next to the museum.|
There was a ton of shopping to do here, lots of great tapas to eat, and tons of cool people to chill with
......is it artsy to do landscape in portrait? Or an upload fail.
|Is it art or exposed plumbing, you be the judge.|
|"fountain/water feature lined by greens" V original idea.|
auf wiedersehen Mallorca!